Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Bandits make it 2 in a row

A combination of stellar defense, blind-but-steady goaltending, and the benching of Marcel F provided all the necessary ingredients for another Bandit triumph. Alex K and Rick P provided the scoring to ensure the Bandits' second victory of the season. 

Click on the thumbnail image to view the scoresheet for this game.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Bandits win first game of the season

The Toronto Bandits opened the season with a come from behind victory last night winning against the Plow Kings 4-3.  The Bandits scored two quick unanswered goals in the third period to take it from the PK.  The Pylons have joined the Bandits again this summer to learn how to win from the masters.  New from the Pylons this year is A Gasparini, whose presence makes a total of seven Bandits whose name ends with a vowel. (These are the important things that stand out in this writer's mind). A welcome return last night to the Bandits lineup was the ever steady play of M. Eddy on defence; the shaky, if not entertaining play of B. Lambert, newly on defence; the comforting presence of A. Graudins sitting on the bench; and A Kapassouris' cheesy stache!

Click on the thumbnail above to check out the scoresheet from last night's game.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Waiver Document

Summer Bandits, make sure you sign a waiver before you hit the ice this summer. Here is a link to the  waiver. Click on the following image:
If you feel inclined, there is also an online waiver. Fill out the form  at https://www.truenorthhockey.com/pgs/registration/summer10/PlayerWaiver.aspx but do not click on the button at the top asking you to sign up for your team and pay online. All you need to do is fill out the form and wait for a confirmation email. If you don't want sign the online waiver, I will be bringing printed waivers to the first game.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Bandits 2009/2010 Final Results

DateTimeRinkHomeScoreAwayScore
Sep 2210:30 PMMasterCard 3Fletch5Bandits0
Sep 2909:00 PMRinx 3Bandits350'S3
Oct 0611:10 PMRinx 2Bandits2B & W2
Oct 1306:10 PMRinx 2Huskies1Bandits6
Oct 2007:00 PMRinx 3Bandits5Thundercats3
Oct 2710:20 PMRinx 1Bandits3B & W1
Nov 0308:00 PMRinx 3Bandits050'S1
Nov 1010:10 PMRinx 2XXX Stars3Bandits2
Nov 1709:30 PMMasterCard 3Mojo Mardi5Bandits6
Nov 2411:15 PMRinx 1Bandits2Killer Penguins0
Dec 0106:30 PMMasterCard 3Bandits0Mojo Mardi7
 0807:00 PMRinx 350'S3Bandits2
Dec 1509:20 PMRinx 1B & W5Bandits1
Dec 2208:10 PMRinx 2Bandits2XXX Stars3
Jan 0510:30 PMMasterCard 3Killer Penguins2Bandits2
Jan 1209:30 PMMasterCard 3Mojo Mardi2Bandits4
Jan 1911:10 PMRinx 2Bandits2B & W9 or 7
Jan 2606:10 PMRinx 2XXX Stars4Bandits2
Feb 0207:00 PMRinx 3Bandits050'S6
Feb 0910:20 PMRinx 1Bandits1Killer Penguins0
Feb 1608:10 PMRinx 2Bandits1Mojo Mardi3
Feb 2310:10 PMRinx 2Bandits3XXX Stars2

Bandits lose first playoff game in a squeaker

Bandits win 3-2 against the Smashing Pumpkins

Bandits lose 3-1

Bandits Shut down the Killer Penguins 1-0

Bandits Lose 6-0

Friday, November 27, 2009

Bandits Long Time Number 1 Goalie to Return

"Colostomy" Johnny Locicero has just announced through his agent that he is attempting a comeback as early as next Tuesday when the Bandits take on Mojo Mardi at 6:30 at the MasterCard Centre Rink 3.

Big Time Shutout just in time for the return of the Bandits' Number 1 Goalie


Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Bandits Register First Win Against Hot Huskies Goalies

Despite a tremendous goaltending performance by Huskies defencemen, the mighty Toronto Bandits managed their first win in convincing fashion by a score of 6-1.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Bandit payment - 2009/2010 season


Pay now for the upcoming season. There is handling fee from Pay Pal involved



Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Barlow NSF yet again!

Richard,
I thought you might like to know that your cheque has bounced again.
Let's see, that's three bounced cheques and two more that have been sent to the wrong address in less than a year. Since you don't understand how a cheque or the mail work, I thought I'd send this to the entire Bandits lists so that maybe someone else could try and teach you how payment and mail delivery work.

Secondly, I thought perhaps public humiliation might help in getting the matter cleared (one can't help but to be reminded of the Jerry Seinfeld Little Jerry episode about Marcellino's Bodega and Jerry's clown cheque).

Please provide for me before next week either a certified cheque or bring cash to my office.

My address is...are you getting the full message here...make sure that you are:

Marcel Fortin
XXX YYYYYY Avenue
Toronto, Ontario MXY 4X9

If you want to bring me cash because you feel so bad about the situation
that you want to make amends, my address at work is

Room TTTTT HHHHHH Library
RRRRRR St. GGGGGGG Street
Toronto, Ontario MXX YY5
Here's a map:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=130+St+George+St,+Toronto,+ON,+Canada&sll=43.665745,-79.455829&sspn=0.012914,0.015922&ie=UTF8&ll=43.664744,-79.398719&spn=0.006457,0.007961&z=17&iwloc=A

Your Creditor

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

NSF Barlow 5 - Dragons 3

TORONTO (BANDIT PRESS)

Despite a very short bench (two subs), the Bandits won handily last night against the Dragons in a 5 - 3 contest at Rinx 2. Richie Barlow, only outdone by the handy work of birthday boy Horvath in nets, was the best Bandit on the ice and had a productive night scoring all five goals for the Bandits. "We were firing on all cylinders as a team tonight" a modest Barlow told this reporter. Ever the humble soul, Barlow made it clear during the press conference following the game that his teammates and bounces that went his way were the reason for such a productive night on his part. Following the game, it was learned that Barlow's latest payment to the team was again returned for NSF.

Bandits win 3 - 1 against the petering Peter Northstars

Bandits lose a close one to the Ice Cats - Meow

Bandits tie 3-3 against the Wolverines - Ahooooo!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Bandits Win First Game of the Summer Season

TORONTO - (BANDIT PRESS)

The Toronto Bandits posted their first win of the season in a raucous affair that saw the Bandits in early penalty trouble. Despite a two man advantage in the first period, the brilliant Bandit defense and stellar goaltending staved off the Brigade onslaught to keep the score at 0-0 going into the second period. Richie "not so Rich", notched his first goal of the season off a brilliant pass from the slot from Alex "the Great". R. Lambert then scored a beautiful goal on the backhand from passes by Posluns and Santana Santelli. The Bandits then took a solid three goal advantage into the third period when Bandits rookie "portable locker room" O'Donoghue scored his first ever goal in the TNHL. The Brigade quickly got one back in the third to make it close until the Bandits scored twice more to close out the event with a 5-1 win. Other goals by the Bandits included tallies by Tatoo Tony and an unknown scorer. The game ended early when the f-ups at True North could no longer work the clock and the officials, as a result, decided to scrap the game with about two minutes left on the clock.

The Bandits took the win in stride and vowed to get even better. Coach Jimmy the Greek pointed the finger at a few of his players for sub-performances. Jimmy has vowed to be more vocal this year, and promised that no one was immune from his wrath and that the Country Club atmosphere in the clubhouse would end this year. Jimmy was especially displeased with defenseman Fortin for not shooting the puck enough. As a result of the stricter coaching style this year, the clubhouse wil be devoid of any massages, other than the ones Graudins hands out in to anyone scoring a point. Coach Jimmy has promised to keep the beer flowing though as his little foot cooler was seen in the dressing room cooling a few Belgian brews before the game.

Click on the image above to see a larger image of the official TNHL scoresheet