Helbig Hangs up His Skates (at least for this season)

Toronto (Bandit Press) - For Immediate Release

Bandit Press has just learned that Jason Helbig has decided to hang up
his skates, at least for the remainder of the season. With Helbig out of
the picture the Bandits now must focus their attention on signing
another high-profile free-agent. Front runners to replace Helbig's big
skates on the Bandits first line include the lesser-likes of Brendan
Shanahan and Mats Sundin.

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