Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Barlow NSF yet again!

Richard,
I thought you might like to know that your cheque has bounced again.
Let's see, that's three bounced cheques and two more that have been sent to the wrong address in less than a year. Since you don't understand how a cheque or the mail work, I thought I'd send this to the entire Bandits lists so that maybe someone else could try and teach you how payment and mail delivery work.

Secondly, I thought perhaps public humiliation might help in getting the matter cleared (one can't help but to be reminded of the Jerry Seinfeld Little Jerry episode about Marcellino's Bodega and Jerry's clown cheque).

Please provide for me before next week either a certified cheque or bring cash to my office.

My address is...are you getting the full message here...make sure that you are:

Marcel Fortin
XXX YYYYYY Avenue
Toronto, Ontario MXY 4X9

If you want to bring me cash because you feel so bad about the situation
that you want to make amends, my address at work is

Room TTTTT HHHHHH Library
RRRRRR St. GGGGGGG Street
Toronto, Ontario MXX YY5
Here's a map:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=130+St+George+St,+Toronto,+ON,+Canada&sll=43.665745,-79.455829&sspn=0.012914,0.015922&ie=UTF8&ll=43.664744,-79.398719&spn=0.006457,0.007961&z=17&iwloc=A

Your Creditor