Bandits lose big time in season opener

click on image to see score sheet.

Bandits 2009/2010 Schedule (partial)

Bandits win 4-3

Bandits lose 4-2

Bandit payment - 2009/2010 season

Pay now for the upcoming season. There is handling fee from Pay Pal involved

July 14 Results - Bandits lose 9 - 2

Bandits Summer Results

Date	Time	Rink	Home	Score	Away	Score
May 5	9:00	Rinx 3	Bone's Brigade	1	Bandits	5
May 12	7:00	Rinx 3	Bandits	3	Wolverines	3
May 19	10:00	Rinx 3	Bandits	1	Ice Cats	3
May 26	8:10	Rinx 2	Peter Northstars	1	Bandits	3
Jun 2	11:10	Rinx 2	Dragons	3	Bandits	5
Jun 9	9:10	Rinx 2	Bandits	2	Bone's Brigade	5
Jun 16	6:00	Rinx 3	Wolverines	5	Bandits	2
Jun 23	10:10	Rinx 2	Ice Cats	6	Bandits	0
Jun 30	8:20	Rinx 1	Bandits	1	Peter Northstars	9
Jul 7	11:15	Rinx 1	Bandits	5	Dragons	2
Jul 14	9:20	Rinx 1	Bone's Brigade	9	Bandits	2
Jul 21	6:10	Rinx 2	Bandits		Wolverines
Jul 28	10:20	Rinx 1	Bandits		Ice Cats

July 7, 2009 Results : Dragons 5 - Bandits 2

June 30, 2009 Results : BNW 9 - Bandits 1 OUCH!

June 23 Results : Ice Cats 6 - Bandits 0

June 16, 2009 Results : Wolverines 2 - Bandits 0

June 9, 2009 Results : Bones Brigade 5 - Bandits 2

Barlow NSF yet again!

Richard,
I thought you might like to know that your cheque has bounced again.
Let's see, that's three bounced cheques and two more that have been sent to the wrong address in less than a year. Since you don't understand how a cheque or the mail work, I thought I'd send this to the entire Bandits lists so that maybe someone else could try and teach you how payment and mail delivery work.

Secondly, I thought perhaps public humiliation might help in getting the matter cleared (one can't help but to be reminded of the Jerry Seinfeld Little Jerry episode about Marcellino's Bodega and Jerry's clown cheque).

Please provide for me before next week either a certified cheque or bring cash to my office.

My address is...are you getting the full message here...make sure that you are:

Marcel Fortin
XXX YYYYYY Avenue
Toronto, Ontario MXY 4X9

If you want to bring me cash because you feel so bad about the situation
that you want to make amends, my address at work is

Room TTTTT HHHHHH Library
RRRRRR St. GGGGGGG Street
Toronto, Ontario MXX YY5
Here's a map:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=130+St+George+St,+Toronto,+ON,+Canada&sll=43.665745,-79.455829&sspn=0.012914,0.015922&ie=UTF8&ll=43.664744,-79.398719&spn=0.006457,0.007961&z=17&iwloc=A

Your Creditor

NSF Barlow 5 - Dragons 3

TORONTO (BANDIT PRESS)

Despite a very short bench (two subs), the Bandits won handily last night against the Dragons in a 5 - 3 contest at Rinx 2. Richie Barlow, only outdone by the handy work of birthday boy Horvath in nets, was the best Bandit on the ice and had a productive night scoring all five goals for the Bandits. "We were firing on all cylinders as a team tonight" a modest Barlow told this reporter. Ever the humble soul, Barlow made it clear during the press conference following the game that his teammates and bounces that went his way were the reason for such a productive night on his part. Following the game, it was learned that Barlow's latest payment to the team was again returned for NSF.

Bandits win 3 - 1 against the petering Peter Northstars

Bandits lose a close one to the Ice Cats - Meow

Bandits tie 3-3 against the Wolverines - Ahooooo!

Bandits Win First Game of the Summer Season

TORONTO - (BANDIT PRESS)

The Toronto Bandits posted their first win of the season in a raucous affair that saw the Bandits in early penalty trouble. Despite a two man advantage in the first period, the brilliant Bandit defense and stellar goaltending staved off the Brigade onslaught to keep the score at 0-0 going into the second period. Richie "not so Rich", notched his first goal of the season off a brilliant pass from the slot from Alex "the Great". R. Lambert then scored a beautiful goal on the backhand from passes by Posluns and Santana Santelli. The Bandits then took a solid three goal advantage into the third period when Bandits rookie "portable locker room" O'Donoghue scored his first ever goal in the TNHL. The Brigade quickly got one back in the third to make it close until the Bandits scored twice more to close out the event with a 5-1 win. Other goals by the Bandits included tallies by Tatoo Tony and an unknown scorer. The game ended early when the f-ups at True North could no longer work the clock and the officials, as a result, decided to scrap the game with about two minutes left on the clock.

The Bandits took the win in stride and vowed to get even better. Coach Jimmy the Greek pointed the finger at a few of his players for sub-performances. Jimmy has vowed to be more vocal this year, and promised that no one was immune from his wrath and that the Country Club atmosphere in the clubhouse would end this year. Jimmy was especially displeased with defenseman Fortin for not shooting the puck enough. As a result of the stricter coaching style this year, the clubhouse wil be devoid of any massages, other than the ones Graudins hands out in to anyone scoring a point. Coach Jimmy has promised to keep the beer flowing though as his little foot cooler was seen in the dressing room cooling a few Belgian brews before the game.

Click on the image above to see a larger image of the official TNHL scoresheet

Bandits Playoff Run Ends

Toronto - (Bandit Press)

The Toronto Bandit Hockey Club ended its playoff run last night with a 6-2 loss to the Roadrunners. A brilliant effort on the part of the undermanned Bandits was not enough to secure another round of playoff action. The contest was a closer game than the score would indicate as the Bandits forward line (singular) and 3 D moved the puck well and managed their strength and stamina well throughout.

Comforted by beer and wings courtesy of Tony M following the game, the Bandits vowed a winning season for the summer. Bandits fans will remember the 2008-09 season as the season of could have and should have hockey. The Bandits played some good hockey but still ended up on the losing end of a number of games they should have and could have won.

Summer Bandit season will start in a short time. Tickets go on sale today.

Bandits Playoff Results

Toronto - (Bandit Press)

Toronto Bandits lost their first game of the playoffs 8-3 to the Green Lanterns. The Bandits play the Roadrunners on Rinx 2 and 6:10 next week. It's do or die for the Bandits.