Bones Stick it to Bandits

- Toronto (Bandit Press)

The TO Bandits were in action Tuesday night against the burly Bone's Brigade. The Bandits were clearly a shaken team from the disturbing scene in their dressing room before the game. As the Bandits watched the depressingly great skating 10 year olds, little did they know someone was decorating their dressing room with litter, garbage, rejected sporting equipment, and many other unmentionable items. With so little feng shui appeal, the decorating only served to provoke girly screams of histeria and hanger. The clearly distracted Bandits, not able to compose themselves for the start of the game managed to lose to the Brigade 4-2. See thumbnail for the official scoresheet. Forgive the poor quality of the image ....While Bandit Press strives to provide our readers with as much information as possible on our beloved Bandits, this week will require input from other writers as this one is at home watching children the rest of the week and therefore can only provide a scanned scoresheet and a final score.