Bandit Press Reporter Released from Captivitiy

Toronto (Bandit Press) - Bandit Press reporter Marcel Fortin was released to the OPP by his kidnappers this weekend following a lengthy stay in captivity. Fortin, better known for his work as a correspondent to the Toronto Bandits Hockey Club, and less known for his hockey skills as Bandit defenceman/forward, has been without a voice since his last post in this newspaper on December 3rd, 2008. It is believed that Fortin, and another member of the Bandits who is still being held captive, goalie/forward/screen Eugene Horvath, were probably forced to work on a gang that was building a cottage near Campbellford. It is suspected that H. C. boss G. Prata may be responsible for the kidnapping. Prata, not happy with the current state of the Bandits record in the standings and criticism he has received in Fortin's work as a writer, may be strong arming people to build cottages in the Kawartha area. Fortin was probably released because of his lack of skills in the building trades. Horvath, on the other hand, an accomplished carpenter, is probably still being held to continue working on construction.

Asked about the identity of his captures, Fortin explained that all would be revealed in his tell-all book set to be completed some time this year or next. "My pen will not be silenced" Fortin explained at a news conference in Toronto's west end. "Prata cannot stop me from expressing my thoughts. He has been afraid of my work in the past, he better be prepared for what is about to come" Fortin continued. As for the whereabouts of Horvath, Fortin said he had not heard anything from him during his time in captivity and that he could neither confirm or deny that Horvath was still alive.

Next Bandits game, is against the league leading Smashing Pumpkins on rinx 2, at 8:10 on Tuesday January 20th.

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